July 5, 2009

folkinz:

the last single ladies dance video you need to watch…

seriously, watch this…i totally lizzed.

I love this 

July 4, 2009
lifeisapigsty: Not photoshop…crazy! (via Meet the Incredible Hulk of Hounds | Mail Online) I feel like this is the only fella tough enough to handle my little Shasta.

lifeisapigsty:

Not photoshop…crazy!

(via Meet the Incredible Hulk of Hounds | Mail Online)

I feel like this is the only fella tough enough to handle my little Shasta.

July 2, 2009
(via crack-n-berries)
(via crack-n-berries)
(via crack-n-berries)
(via crack-n-berries)
June 29, 2009

Seriously Neighbors-

I’ve walked outside angrily smoking and pretending to talk on my cell FOUR TIMES. I think we can ALLLLLLLLL be done with this fucking Nelly album and call it a night. Spoiler- he’s from St. Louis, and I think he makes Apple Bottom Jeans. Is that good for you??? CAUSE I HAVE TO GET UP IN THREE HOURS.

fml.

This is totally what it will look like if I ever punch someone. I only bring this up because my neighbors are playing Nelly REALY LOUD at 4am on a fucking Monday morning.  Seriously… do they WANT me to kill them????? I’m pretty sure that their actions are suicidal. p.s.- I haven’t hit anyone since I hit my big brother in 8th grade BUT if I had a breaking point I’m pretty sure it would be Nelly… or at least Kid Rock. Just sayin’,

This is totally what it will look like if I ever punch someone.

I only bring this up because my neighbors are playing Nelly REALY LOUD at 4am on a fucking Monday morning. 

Seriously… do they WANT me to kill them?????

I’m pretty sure that their actions are suicidal.

p.s.- I haven’t hit anyone since I hit my big brother in 8th grade BUT if I had a breaking point I’m pretty sure it would be Nelly… or at least Kid Rock. Just sayin’,

Dear Pandora-

You threw me off with the Black Eyed Peas, but JUST LIKE THAT you’re back on  track with Mariah Carey’s “Always Be My baby”. 

All is forgiven.

i spent my sunday night talking to katie about people we don't know from the internet

  • katie: oh god. i hate {redacted}. so fucking lame
  • me: I HATE HIS BLOG HE POSTS LIKE MGMT AND IT GETS REBLOGGED LIKE 5000 TIMES
  • katie: he was likin the shit out of me when i was in london. then i unfollowed him because he was horrible and then he unfollowed me.
  • me: he totally unfollowed me too. but i still have [redacted] and [redacted].
  • katie: clutch people. i love them. we should move to la and be friends with them.
  • me: for sure. you know who i hate right now? [redacted]
  • katie: me too! she is so lame.
  • me: yeah she is fat and im annoyed of her. i think i might bang this kid {redacted]. then i'm going to post "hey guys i banged someone i met on tumblr". then he can like it. or reblog it.
  • MORGANISM. IS THIS A JOKE?
  • Dear DANNY- How on Earth did I become a part of this.???????- Morganism

@dmals

don’t you even start with this “blog off”

p.s.- I LOVE/MISS YOU TERRIBLY

???

So- did Will.I.Am really beat up Perez or not? I can’t keep hearing about these speculations anymore and keep up this “I don”t give a fuck” front.

(read as-) DYING TO KNOW