January 2009
I'll give it to you straight from the hip
I’m watching The City and getting ready to go out.
Don’t try to stop me… it will be useless. (why do I even watch this shit?)
I’m really not a”celebrate New Year’s” kind of person but 2008 was rough. Tons happened.. and a lot of it was pretty rough.
So…. I’m strapping on some heels and touching up my nails. Get ready boys- I’m hitting...
luxuriousvulgarity:
2009 Resolutions 1. Party 2. Bullshit. 3. Stay baby free.
I could not have said it better.
December 2008
what happens when monica and her mom both receive...
moniquethefreak:
mom (in front of the entire fam): ooooo monica! you got a box! yours is a nice box! i have a box too!
*i still dont know if she realized what she was doing or not
Oh Monica. I want to be surrounded by your family. I would enjoy it … I’m sure. Even their boxes.
When it's cold outside
I find that the clothing I put on throughout the day in my house MAKES NO SENSE.
brown legging? check
purple bootay shorts over leggings? check
orange socks? check
old soccer tshirt stolen YEARS ago from high school bf? check
neon green headband? check
old lady glasses? check
sour expression? double check (my dog is wearing one too)
Recession geared NYE celebrations!
I’ve got my fridge stocked with the finest cheapest chamPAIN!!!!
My buddy is DJing tonight and I’m going to be “party photographer extraordinaire”. Hold on to your neon Cobrasnake. Perks of doing this involves free cover and drinks … SOLD.
Now all I have to do is get drunk and pick out something to wear.
It's about time
For Christmas 08 … one of the gifts I was given (and the only gift i NEEDED) was my first kitchen table (thanks Mom, thanks Patrick!!!) EVA since moving out of my rents house almost seven years ago.
IT’S MY FAV THING EVER!!! How the hell have I been eating for the past few years?
This totally makes me feel like an adult.
Whoa
p.s.- sitting at my table with a cup of hot tea adds a...
is it rude to unfollow?
(via moniquethefreak)
Nope
i guess i'm floating: [Question] Is this real? →
I SURE HOPE SO!!!!!!!
stupidinboston:
missbrightside:
Rise Against -...
2009: Book 1
Barrel Fever by David Sedaris.
My review will follow shortly
for clarification
Little Brother: Ummm... your bathroom is REALLY purple.
Me: Yeah?
Little Brother: it's really purple
Me: Thanks for the update Captain Obvious.
OMG
Had the ole iTunes on shuffle and Buffalo Tom came on. Yes. Buffalo Tom.
Hello 1995… it’s been awhile. How have you been?
No, actually I don’t still wear JNCO’s and Docs and crush on {redacted}.
Thanks for asking though!
“she don’t believe in shooting stars, but she believes in shoes and cars”
– Kanye West
2009: step one
I’ve got some goals for the New Year.
The first one is simple: read and FINISH a book every two weeks.
Since the new year starts THIS WEEK I’m starting today.
Some books will be new, some will be read again…
Let me know if you have any recommendations.
Past Life Analysis →
French fashion mags totally get me off.
Putting up Christmas gifts
Whoa. My shoe collection went NEXT LEVEL over the holidays. I’m ready. I’m so ready!
Mom would be so proud
Two weeks running of keeping my sink free of dirty dish* pile up! Holler!
* this is a BIG FREAKING DEAL in my world
Chin up
drned:
i’m eating my feelings away today ‘cause of the zooey thing.
Hang in there buddy. “Relationships” don’t last long in Hollywood. You could be back in the running before summer.
Digging deeper
I always find myself drawn to assholes in fiction… books… movies…tv shows… ect…. it’s always the asshole guy who gets my attention.
This may something about me
???
tumblr should have an anti-like button
amble:
like maybe a button that hides when a particular post gets reblogged so that you don’t have to keep seeing it reappear over and over on your dashboard. i’m just sayin.
Tumblr has this. It’s called “unfollow”.
Things are looking up
I scored two bottles of chamPAIN (it’s not the good stuff) for $2.99 today. Hello recession.
Ummm... what?
My dvd player isn’t working
it just keeps saying “Disc Error: playback may not be available on this disc”
Ahem, dvd player… you keep saying this when there is AND ISN’T a disc in you. Enough of this tomfoolery. You have picked a wonederful time to die considering Santa has surely made it back to the North Pole by now.
Geeze
UPDATE: Zooey Deschanel Engaged To Ben Fucking... →
drned:
WHAT. THE. FUCK.
NO. FUCKING. WAY.
i am drinking scotch tonight and not fucking shaving for weeks. That fucking guy on the right? So i had a chance all along? i’ve got “feelings” too, babe. this is totally unfair. i challenge that dude to a Feelings-Off. winner takes all, ok? i get the western shirts, the haircut, zooey deschanels hand in marriage, everything. ok? ok. its on, bro.